“Pour me a cold one, Timmy. I’ll take a shot of the hard stuff too,” said Marcus. “If you don’t stop referring to our cold brew as ‘cold ones’ and our espresso as ‘the hard stuff’ I’m not going to be pouring you anything,” mumbled Timmy. “Thanks boss, my days been good and you?” Marcus … More Now Hiring
“DOCTOR! DOCTOR! GIVE ME THE NEW…..” “Charles I asked you to stop doing that last time,” Dr. Mags interrupted. “I’ve never met someone so insistent on making the receipt of their bad news enjoyable.” “Yeah I hear you. I’m way too positive,” Charles exhaled, stretching his arms up and behind his head. “You can be … More Comedy Bridges an X-treme Chasm
“We’re going to be late!” She exclaimed. “Why are you so insistent on making my life as hectic as possible!?” I continued to stare forward; completely unphazed by the barrage. Yes we had a plane to catch, but first, I had a date with destiny. “Matthew!” she said. “Can you at least acknowledge that you’re … More Chénmò Shì Měidé
“I still can’t believe you wore that sweater to my parents, on Christmas of all days. You know how much I hate that sweater. Sweetie, you looked like the Michelin Man in our Christmas photo,” she said, applying her nail polish in the passenger seat. “What have you got against the Michelin Man? All of … More Marriage – An M. Night Neumeier Tale
Once upon a time, I (Judy Hagardy) was minding my own business in my vacation home which I had purposely built from candy – The roof from sheets of gingerbread for a fragrant home, and windows of clear sugar to maintain a view of the breathtaking forestry surrounding me – When all of a sudden … More Hansel, The Fat Little Jerk & Gretel, The Tinfoil Maniac
I had never seen it used as a weapon before, but when he tried to attack me with a stir stick, I couldn’t help but laugh. I wasn’t going to let him take the treasure from me—I needed it to save a life. It was the summer of 2016 and my wife, Melanie, needed a … More Who with a What?
To the Parents of Gyro Anderson, We’d like to inform you of your son’s grades and extra-curricular involvements this semester at Patchouli-Hemp Intermediary School House. Gyro has had an eventful year thus far! Apart from leading our only sports team (Pistol Dueling) to the state championship, he has also maintained his position as president of … More Gyro Dreams of Vinyl
A Yelpian Masterpiece Bonjour, fellow foodies! Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard of Grass Roots; the new, farm to table restaurant in downtown Cocinero. This place has been getting rave reviews; from Michelin star chefs to world renowned food critics, everyone is praising Chef Chushi Capocuoco and his superfluous blend of Chinese … More Grass Roots – One Star
Welcome to my first post! Before I get into it, I just want to say thank you for taking time to read and subscribe to my blog, I really do appreciate you giving me any of your time. Even if you don’t read these and you’re just checking in to make sure I’m writing, thank … More To Pee, or not to Peace – that is the Question.